DW Exposed

I would like to first extend an apology to a certain S.J.R. I did not ditch him to see 'Old School' with his brother, it was 'School of Rock'. Although, I did see 'Old School' with out him when I was in mammoth. Could possibly be one of the best "going to the movies" experiences I have had in my life. It ranks up there with EB, the Banks Brothers and I sneaking forties into the UA Marketplace in Pasadena to see Loaded Weapon (not Lethal Weapon) when we were in High School. But nonetheless, it was 'School of Rock' not 'Old School', so sorry SJR. Second however, I will NOT be apologizing for blaming you for the Breakfast Burrito Massacre as it will be referred to as, here on out. The 'girl' you hope(d) to pass blame on was merely a delivery person, a "messenger" if you will. She had nothing to do with the ordering or creation of the decimated Breakfast B. She simply and unknowingly delivered that abortion to my house. I told YOU what I wanted, and YOU understood it fully. The fatal mistake (or murdering) was made in your “attempt” to order it. The blood is on your hands! You will be the sole holder of the burden of blame for the Breakfast Burrito Massacre for the rest of your life. There is nothing that I or anyone else can do about it. If I could go back in time and change things, Oh!, trust me I would. But I can’t, and you will have to take that guilt with you everywhere you go. Herb Brooks put it best when he said, “You will take it to your grave, your fuckin’ Grave”. So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.