Only If You Want To

So, as is one of my two brethren of our "alternate dimension", I am awaiting word back on two job applications I sent in yesterday. I hope my interviews and reputation were strong enough to land one of the two. I am now impatiently refreshing my inbox every 30 minutes to see if there is a response. I will post as soon as I hear back, if it is good. If the news is bad, I might just throw myself into the Huanpu river.

I'd like to think myself as pretty internet savvy, however I'm greatly disappointed that only now did I discover the funniest thing on The World Wide Web.

"My Friend, YOU'VE BEEN KICKED IN THE NUTS". Pure genius in all its simplicity and flawless in execution. Kudos to you.