These Are My Friends

Actual email I received today:

Hi, brother.

Hi.

ps. yes, i'm bombed.


Probably the greatest email I have ever gotten...See you in 3 weeks!

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I had no idea their tagline was Premium Blended Old Scotch Whisky from SpeySIDE!

Why I Love Keyshawn (Reason 582)

"They will have to pick their poison," [Keyshawn] said on Thursday. "I might be slow, but I'm going to nickel-and-dime you to death while I let Steve slice up your ass. I dare a defensive coordinator to leave me out there by myself."



Keyshawn can't throw to Keyshawn...